May-September mistaken thinking

Evidently in the May issue of W is this gem of a quote from Billy Bob Thornton: “I’m a guy who’s always gotten women. Always. Since I was a child. Then a guy writes in a newspaper, ‘How did he ever get her?’ Well, buddy, follow me back to the first grade and I’ll show you how!”

I’m curious why a women’s magazine would glorify this kind of thinking from a 46 year-old guy who’s been married five times, most recently to 26 year-old Angelina Jolie — which ended in divorce last summer. He can get ‘em, but he can’t seem to keep ‘em.

More examples: Take a look at geezer Harrison Ford with his new honey child, Calista Flockhart. Or seventy-something Robert Duvall with his real-life twenty-something girlfriend Luciana Pedraza in the movie Assassination Tango.

This shit can get in your head if you’re not careful.

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